well i didnt exactly have a choice in the matter
chickadee shot me up and got her macks on with my still warm corpse
how will i ever get married now
the entirety of lofaf thinks im a woman of loose virtue

dude never fucking ages

so i guess youll get this in two years
happy birthday from the meteor bunch egbro

Happy birthday, John. Hopefully this one will not be the harbinger of another planet’s doom, hmm?

dietrich
tell your friend to get off their lazy ass and this doesnt count as a present
dude just get the kid a nerf gun or something shit buy him a pop and stick a ribbon on it

yeah some kinda bird…

addictions a helluva drug kids

im back or w/e so load up the party wagon

lets make this hapen

((Thanks a tonne! My personal blog is mainly text posts and my formal art for school but here (I’ll start drawing more soon I swear)

I’m also doing commissions to raise money so I can get to Otakon this year. If you’re interested, please drop an ask over on robotcowboy!))