ask dave

she didnt handle the breakup very well

they are all such masterpieces

they are all such masterpieces

you guys miss me or what

you guys miss me or what

robotcowboy:

Sometimes my brother makes food

well i didnt exactly have a choice in the matter
chickadee shot me up and got her macks on with my still warm corpse
how will i ever get married now
the entirety of lofaf thinks im a woman of loose virtue

dude never fucking ages

dude never fucking ages

so i guess youll get this in two yearshappy birthday from the meteor bunch egbro
Happy birthday, John. Hopefully this one will not be the harbinger of another planet’s doom, hmm?

dietrichtell your friend to get off their lazy ass and this doesnt count as a presentdude just get the kid a nerf gun or something shit buy him a pop and stick a ribbon on it

so i guess youll get this in two years
happy birthday from the meteor bunch egbro

Happy birthday, John. Hopefully this one will not be the harbinger of another planet’s doom, hmm?

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dietrich
tell your friend to get off their lazy ass and this doesnt count as a present
dude just get the kid a nerf gun or something shit buy him a pop and stick a ribbon on it

yeah some kinda bird…
addictions a helluva drug kids

yeah some kinda bird…

addictions a helluva drug kids